This would have been one of the best photos of my life. The faces of all four winners are visible, not obscured by each other. All four winners are in a curved line, looking happy and sharing their happiness with the crowd.

But right before I took this photo, an asshole – who saw me standing, poised ready with my camera to my face as I aimed for the shot, but obviously didn't care – moved right in front of me and I had to dodge around him, resulting in the blurred shot you see here. A shot I had been hoping for, and planning for, all week long.

I post this photo here to inflict my pain upon the world, and to state publicly that I hope the aforementioned asshole goes straight to hell and spins on the hottest coal he can find.

The managment thanks you for your indulgence.